Jon Stewart: “He played his resignation pretty close to his vestments.”

“I assumed the papacy was a lifetime commitment like being in the mob or a correspondent on ’60 Minutes.’ You’re there until you die.”
The media are “bowing their heads in respect and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect.”
Tom Lehrer, now 84. “The Vatican Rag” — from NBC’s satiric “That Was The Week That Was” 1964-65.