CNN’s New Slogan Suggestion: ‘Independent, Like You’

Conan O'Brien Jeff Zucker

CNN: Short People, Like Me.

Reuters reporter Jack Shafer, in a history of American media political bias, is also soliciting readers for a new nickname for new CNN czar Jeff Zucker, 47, to replace the wicked moniker the then 26-year-old wonderboy Zucker was called when he took over NBC’s Today Show: Doogie Zucker.

Any ideas? Nicknames? CNN branding?

Meanwhile the NYP reports Doogie boogied with Joy Behar.

Jimbotalk

CNN: The last name in news.
CNN: We whipped Current TV’s ass.
CNN: Constantly Negligible Numbers.
CNN: James Earl Jones has a deeper voice than their announcer.
And of course, each May Jeff sends a card and flowers to Mother Zucker.
- http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
  
  Here’s a photo of Mother Zucker, Wife Zucker, and Kid Zucker.
- http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
  
  I’m liking “Constantly Negligible Numbers.”
Grandpa D

“With a name like Zucker, he has to be good.”
- http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
  
  That’s good, really good!
- Cara Lege
  
  Grandpa D.
  You’re the tops!