CNN’s New Slogan Suggestion: ‘Independent, Like You’

Conan O'Brien Jeff Zucker

CNN: Short People, Like Me.

Reuters reporter Jack Shafer, in a history of American media political bias, is also soliciting readers for a new nickname for new CNN czar Jeff Zucker, 47, to replace the wicked moniker the then 26-year-old wonderboy Zucker was called when he took over NBC’s Today ShowDoogie Zucker.

Any ideas?  Nicknames?  CNN branding?

Meanwhile the NYP reports Doogie boogied with Joy Behar.

Saturday, February 23, 2013 @ 4:02 PM


  • Jimbotalk

    CNN:  The last name in news.
    CNN:  We whipped Current TV’s ass.
    CNN:  Constantly Negligible Numbers.
    CNN:  James Earl Jones has a deeper voice than their announcer.
    And of course, each May Jeff sends a card and flowers to Mother Zucker.

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      Here’s a photo of Mother Zucker, Wife Zucker, and Kid Zucker. 

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      I’m liking “Constantly Negligible Numbers.”

  • Grandpa D

    “With a name like Zucker, he has to be good.”
     

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      That’s good, really good!

    • Cara Lege

      Grandpa D.   
      You’re the tops!