Is that a doughnut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Weighty Chris Christie licks his fingers in a doughnut sugar high.
Waist not, want not.
mediaho
I recall years ago when Atlanta Braves pitcher Terry Forester who was “portly” like Christie came on the tonight show to hawk his BBQ cookbook and he quipped, “a waist is a terrible thing to mind”.
http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
Great line! Thanks for passing it along!
scott
At the time Letterman refered to Forester as “A fat tub of goo”
Sentinel
Loved to watch Forester pitch when he was a closer at LA and Atlanta – when he was far from his prime. He could still give a couple of good innings. And really liked those ratty sleeves he wore.
http://twitter.com/caralynn32 C
That man is getting fatter and fatter. He is disgusting.
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He IS! His trousers are dangerously close to his neck. Morbid obesity is nothing to joke about. Via BlackBerry
Robin H
So we can make fun of Christies weight, no poblems, but if we point out Michele’s big butt we’re mean and racist. Got it. At least Christie’s no trying to tel us what to feed our kids.
http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
Right. It’s the new normal.
http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis
Butt Michelle Obama butt bashers are “white people not showing adequate respect for and devaluing the bodies of black women.”
Butt millions of men weren’t “devaluing” Beyonce’s body.
The First Lady is 5’11″ and won’t reveal her weight. I’m guessing 185-190.