Chris Christie: What A Waist!

Is that a donut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Is that a doughnut in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Weighty Chris Christie licks his fingers in a doughnut sugar high.

Chris Christie David Letterman

Waist not, want not.


Tuesday, February 5, 2013 @ 9:19 AM

  • mediaho

    I recall years ago when Atlanta Braves pitcher Terry Forester who was “portly” like Christie came on the tonight show to hawk his BBQ cookbook and he quipped, “a waist is a terrible thing to mind”. 

    • Marty Davis

      Great line!  Thanks for passing it along!

    • scott

      At the time Letterman refered to Forester as “A fat tub of goo”

    • Sentinel

       Loved to watch Forester pitch when he was a closer at LA and Atlanta – when he was far from his prime.  He could still give a couple of good innings.  And really liked those ratty sleeves he wore.

  • C

    That man is getting fatter and fatter. He is disgusting.

    • Marty Davis

      He IS! His trousers are dangerously close to his neck. Morbid obesity is nothing to joke about. Via BlackBerry

  • Robin H

    So we can make fun of Christies weight, no poblems, but if we point out Michele’s big butt we’re mean and racist.  Got it.  At least Christie’s no trying to tel us what to feed our kids.

  • Grandpa D

    “President Christopher Christie, in the tradition of  President William Taft.”

    • Marty Davis

      You got it!
      Via BlackBerry

  • John Cobb

    Wonder when he plans to switch to the Dem Party, he’s making the rounds to pay homage to all the Dem King Makers like Littleman.

    And his chance of winning the Pub primary, not even a FAT CHANCE.

    • Marty Davis

       Ha!  “Fat chance.”  Funny!