The Poop On The Golden Globes

Natalie Morales Al Roker Savannah Guthrie Matt Lauer Golden Globes

NBC “Today’s” Natalie Morales, Al Roker, Savannah Guthrie, and Matt Lauer.  Al was not wearing an adult diaper.

NYT‘s Alessandra Stanley: “At a time when President Obama is under attack for appointing so many white men — and so few women — to senior positions in the White House, Hollywood seemed intent Sunday on correcting the imbalance at the Golden Globes.”

Tina Fey Amy Poehler

“Tina and Amy made it bearable.” Hank Stuever Wash Post.

Bill Clinton Golden Globes

“Hillary Clinton’s husband.” Amy Poehler on globe-trotting, globe-grabbing Bill Clinton’s “surprise” appearance.

“It took a village to raise this very demented child."  HBO "Girls" creator Lena Dunham.

“It took a village to raise this very demented child.” HBO “Girls” creator Lena Dunham.  But who designed Dunham’s demented dress?

Jodie Foster

Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up. “Extremely nervous Jodie Foster came out of the closet” in an “emotional, meandering” “brilliant, somewhat incomprehensible soliloquy” “moving the audience to tears” in accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award.

Photos NYDNWinnersUgly ass dresses.   Hilarious send-up by Michelle’s MirrorInside the ballroom Buzzfeed.

Monday, January 14, 2013 @ 8:51 AM

  • Jimbotalk

    As a tanned, low-cut Bette Midler said in her acceptance speech one year,
    “I’ll show you a couple of golden globes!”

    • Marty Davis

       Yes, she has balls!

    • Jimbotalk

      Above and below!

  • Sentinel

    And Jodie Foster said, “how about my golden BBs – they’ve never been man-handled”.

    • Marty Davis

      It was a strange speech. …