John Kerry: Joan Rivers Of Political Plastic Surgery

John Kerry

Hillary choked up before a Senate committee Wednesday. Thursday it was John Kerry‘s turn at his Hillary State replacement Senate hearing where his mouth barely moved  after years of face lifts, eye, nose jobs, face filling and freezing spackle.

John Kerry

John Kerry

Perfectly capped choppers.

 

(H/t Wash Post)

Kerry's nose job January 2012.  He claimed he was injured playing hockey.

Kerry’s nose job January 2012. He claimed he was injured playing hockey.

Friday, January 25, 2013 @ 8:01 AM


  • Jaccharlot

    You should add the song “You’re so Vain” to the post Marty, it would fit perfectly.

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      This was in the 1990s.  I was waiting for a flight in American Airlines’ Admirals Club in Detroit.  I was sitting in a chair reading.  A guy started bellowing on a phone, something like “This is John Kerry.”  I looked out of the corner of my eye.  The loud utterances continued.  It seemed apparent he was trying to get my attention.  I absolutely refused to stop reading.  I acted like he didn’t exist.  Finally he gave up and left.  I knew who he was but wasn’t going to give him the ego lift.

    • Jaccharlot

      He wanted to meet your boobs

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      He was disgustingly obvious.
      Via BlackBerry

    • jorgesoreass

      Marty: you should have asked him to play the harpsichord for you,or if cousin it was with him

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      Sure you don’t mean harmonica?
      Via BlackBerry

  • 4lsanday

    I hear his first Offical trip will be to Cambodia.

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      Perfect!
      Via BlackBerry

  • Anon

    Okay, I’m confused. I’m sure he had a nose job, but if that pic is evidence of a nose job, why are his eyes bruised and not his nose?

    And I’m curious if you think that thatch is a rug.

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      I had a nose job I’m 1981 in DC. I had bruised eyes and face just like everyone else gets wilth a rhinoplasty. Via BlackBerry

  • Jimbotalk

    John Kerry enters a bar, looking morose.
    The bartender says, “John–why the long face?”

    (sorry–just had to usey it one more time).

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      Bada bing!
      Via BlackBerry

  • Jwjr4872

    John…you,re really looking good…the change is super….I almost don,t recognize you…….are you still a huge a..hole?

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      I saw Kerry’s abbreviated nose at the SOTU.  He looks positively ghastly.

  • Bubagump40

    Saw Odo on TV last night , hes scarry looking .

  • jorgesoreass

    You rang. John”Mooch”Heinz Kerry will always be Lurch

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      A consummate creep!
      Via BlackBerry

  • janis yeah that’s me

    John “the gigolo” Kerry, with that little tongue of his, that kept sticking out…much like my cousin’s chihuahua’s.