Elmo Can’t Noodle

“Elmo’s Mr. Noodle isn’t working.” NYP.  A fourth boy accuser claims Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash had a hard time getting it up.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012 @ 7:10 AM


  • Jimbotalk

    He might have greater confidence with a more manly name than “Mr. Noodle”. 
    How about “The Incredible Pants Python”?

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

       Mr. Noodle is a Sesame Street character — an actual human and very, very weird.

  • http://www.facebook.com/john.cobb.509 John Cobb

    You know, this would be a good time for Elmo (and all the other Elmos of the world) to come forward and speak openly about puppet abuse within the “workshop”.

    It could bring down the  ”house of puppets”, sesame street. and with it PBS.

    Don’t look for the marionettes at the MSM to be reporting on this, either.

    • http://chickaboomer.com/ Marty Davis

      Puppet abuse?  You’re hilarious!  I’m envisioning it now and it’s about as ugly as those Michigan union thugs protesting outside the state capital Tuesday over Michigan becoming a right-to-work state.

      The marionettes are jerking their strings.  I must say as a former union member in Michigan (TV) and growing up in a state dominated by unions, for the AFL-CIO, UAW, Teamsters et al., the Mayan end of the world Dec. 21 has come early.

  • Sentinel

    Elmo might not be able to Noodle, but I’ll bet he can felch like nobody’s business.