Barbara Walters Bewitched By General’s Privates

2012’s Most Fascinating fornicator.

Babs Walters picks a pickled pecker.

Fleece-clad Chris Christie made the list for screwing Romney by sucking up to Obama, and being too fat to run for president.

The eight remaining Fascinating People as per Babs.

Thursday, December 13, 2012 @ 9:41 AM

  • Marty Davis

    It’s about time for wide-eyed Babs, 83, to hang up the 19-year-old Fascinating list or hand it over to someone with a face that is capable of moving.

  • C

    Yep, the trouble with this show ( which I did not watch)
    is that Babs is no longer fascinating herself.
    These old stars just don’t want to get off of the stage.

    • Marty Davis

      Babs was fascinating in the 1970s when I was convinced she had a fling with interviewee Fidel Castro.

    • Sentinel

      So Babs was playing “Hide the Cohiba” with ChaCha back in the 60s; how revolutionary!

  • Sentinel

    The only name that fascinates me is Honey Boo-boo, and that’s more of morbid fascination than anything else.

    • Marty Davis

       Barbara’s idea of “fascinating” has the same lure as the fat lady in the circus hype. 

  • Jimbotalk

    I understand that the parts of Babs tossed away by the plastic surgeon have now been adopted by Brad and Angelina as their next 3 children. 

  • John Cobb

    The woman IS and has been roaring drunk her entire career. How else do you explain her slurring every other word.

    They should put that chick from Syria on, the one who got the interview with Assad for Babs. 

    She’s much hotter and can pronounce words without slobbering all over the set.

  • 4lsanday

    Couldn’t handle Bab’s when she was lucid. like politicans we need term limits on Tv personalities.